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[09 Apr 2007|11:20pm] |
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In a rather interesting turn of events, we have been dark-portalled to a new location by the inebriated Superior. His portalling spree has taken us to a place where orange is the new black and the entire world is particularly dreary, creepy and gloomy. It's positively charming, considering how at home the nobodies felt amongst the practically two-tone colored World That Never Was.
Two important developments:
1. This world (Called Halloween Town, I believe) turns you into a variety of monsters and creatures far beyond the realm of normalcy. For instance, Larxene has turned into a scandalously (and by that I mean scantily) clothed feline, Xigbar has been turned into a chattering bat, Zexion and the Twilight Town child have been reverted to transparent ghouls, Saix and the Pyro have been turned into were-animals and Namine the white witch has been turned into... Namine... the white witch. I've apparently become a horseman (without a horse at the moment) with a detachable head that bursts into flame at the slightest disturbance.
2. Saix is terrified of Spiders. SAIX. Is. terrified. of. spiders. One apparently attacked him and if he were a woman, I'm sure he'd be wailing like a banshee. (No offense to the attractive women undoubtedly reading this journal.) Now, Namine knocked over a tombstone and let loose an entire nest of them.
I was laughing so hard I happen to ignite my head again and the little buggers caught fire. The creepy-crawlies are now flaming balls of eight legged fury that seem to have acquired a particular liking to Saix.
... I really do find this place endearing.
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[05 Apr 2007|02:08am] |
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GREAT SCOTT.
thatisnotakitten...!
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[04 Oct 2006|01:49am] |
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Xig, Xal and I found pirate bar and drink. Drunk. I am drunk. Though not yet. Sort of.
Found the little traitor here'n bar. Told Roxas he's under year. age and should leave like now. Said he was Underage and told em to git out but the brat isn't not here. Still here, I mean. Disobedient little noob.
Dem and Saix and people are here too. So's Marl and the Superior and the keyblade brats. They keep follollollowing. Me. And they're all piss drunk- even femnazi Larx ov'r there. But not me! Everyone else is all incoh... hearant. Herent. Incoherent, but I'm still good. Can't beat me and Xig at drinking games. HA.
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--- andThere is a alarrrrxxx on my back, on me and Git it OFF. OFF! Can't... spin fast... enough to ...r each... on back. I'mgonnagityou, I am!!!
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[07 Sep 2006|03:54am] |
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Wonder of all wonders, Xemnas seems to have picked up several others in his portaling spree: the keyblade kids, the traitors (Axel and Roxas), Demyx and the remainder of the organization. Larxene and Saix have already jumped into the mix, vengefully chasing down the traitors like obese children after cupcakes.
Fleeing from a raging Saix and a shock-happy Larxene I can understand. But in his escape, Axel has comitted the unforgivable:
HE BLEW UP THE RUM.
MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, DECENT AND INTOXICATING, AXEL BLEW UP THE RUM!
Have you no decency, Axel!?
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( Strange, strange conversations... )
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[30 Aug 2006|01:28pm] |
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My leg looks like it's been put through a cheeze grater, but I've emerged from the encounter with Sai'X alive and in one piece. Sort of. I'm bleeding darkness all over the floor and the wonder-duo-of-cleanliness-supreme (Zexion and Lexaeus) are going to have a fit.
(I'd like to see them get mauled for the sake of the Organization and not bleed all over the place).
I made a quick trip back to the Castle That Never Was for a quick swig from our secret stash of Alcohol, (because frankly I deserved the short break), when suddenly I ran into a Xigbar-in-hiding and a rabid Xaldin (at which point Xigbar and I made sure he drank himself into submission).
Just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier, Xemnas popped out of nowhere like the drunken monkey he was and zapped us on over to the blasted world of Jack Sparrow's, Port Royale. For a place that bragged of its exciting lifestyle, the nightlife (more specifially its gambling and cardplay) was unbearably dull.
You can imagine I'm positively ecstatic to be back in this place. I'm gleefully radiating enthrallment to the point of utter delirium.
In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.
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[23 Aug 2006|10:56am] |
Well we've finally arrived at Destiny Islands and would you look at that? A short trek through the sand and we've found ourselves in a cozy little neighborhood the keyblade brats call home. An interesting development, but certainly not what Sai'X and Larxene are looking for. They want to skewer Axel first and foremost, so they're currently not the most pleasant company. The trio of keyblade children have consented to divulge the location of Axel and his merry company if and only if we take them with us to Twilight Town.
While this wouldn't normally be a distressing problem, Sai'X seems to have been angered by the obscene amount of pink in Kairi's household. Fearing for all our lives, I threw the children outside and began a soothing game of go-fish, a favorite of Sai'X's. Only he seems to have passed the point of no return and it seems like I'll have to remedy the situation with something extreme.
I'm hoping a quick 'pull-out-a-squeaky-toy-and-run' technique will get Sai'X up, out of the house, through the dark portal to Twilight Town I'm going to form. If he catches me, kiss this nobody goodbye.
Okay, I've got the squeaky toy and -- ! He's running after me holylordhe'sreally fast and he'srightonmy tail but at leastwe're throughtheportal AND GOT MY LEG, SWEETDUSKALMIGHTYHEHASMYLEG Away-away ForHeavensSAKES Howmanytimes do I have to HITYOUINTHE FACE to getoff!!!
GO! FETCH THE SQUEAKY! GO! OVer there, GO!
Shoo!
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... G... Good lord, the things I put up with!
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[11 Aug 2006|11:27am] |
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Well isn't this a welcome surprise? Apparently, I must have dealt a good hand in my past life, because I still exist, even after Roxas(?) made all the right moves to win the time battle.
After my mysterious return to ... 'existence', I sought out others of the organization that might have been revived as well. A brief search of the castle later, and I've only come upon Larxene and she was busy making mincemeat out of Axel's room, barking obscenities hardly appropriate for a gentleman such as myself to repeat. She apparently has a list of people she simply must kill, including our two traitors (Roxas and Axel), the little witch Namine and a few others, most of which she hasn't named to me yet.
(If luck is on my side, I'll run into Xigbar and we'll spend a much needed afternoon drowning in alcohol.)
Our little trio (Sai'X, Larxene and I) is planning a little trip to Destiny Islands to chase down all of them since the Superior is nowhere in sight and that means no orders to follow to the letter. Sai'X and Larxene are out for blood. Me? I'm simply there for the entertainment and a rematch if the mood suits me. After all, there's a reason why most organization members avoid Larxene and why Saix seems to be the resident favorite of the Superior.
... this castle is filthy- where is Zexion when you need him?
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